Putin's Doctor Made A Critical Error While Giving Him The Vaccine
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He forgot the most important part of any doctor's visit. #Colbert #ALateShow #ColdOpens
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I don't know what the obsession is with televised inoculations. Some people like to do this privately, and to be quite frank, many of us would live more happily without being flooded with pictures of needles sticking out of arms.
bruh :D
oh f off
the Terorist are not the problem , 76 million voted for trump are more dangerous
H1/3,丁丁，卿...,50丁...
Of course Pukin did!!
can't wait to hear how the unlucky guy who gave Putin a faulty vaccine is gonna *"have an accident..."*
I wonder how well liked Putin's doctor was.
Vlatsin
Lately, I have been feeling the urge to repent... and also maybe send an anonymous message to the police revealing the location of the bodies
How can anyone hate putins. He's the best.
Love ya , but wow another vacation wow.. we MISS YOU
I'm from Russia. I liked how Putin was shown here)))
I saw this headline and read, "Putin's personal doctor suffers tragic death."
No no no, Stephen Colbert! Putin shot himself in his privates whilst cleaning his gun. Google Translate strikes again! ps: it's now safe to call him Ms. Putin.
Uh Dr. Doom would only help Putin to a point and then turn on him. Dr. Doom is the danger that knocks.
The real life Cyril Figis I.E. Stephen Colbert.... is still equally unfunny and useless.
Vychadila na na berrg katjuša
I dare you 1000000 times to do something similar on china. i dare you!!!
Well,of course,he did it in private,w/o a shirt of course,.....so we wouldn't see him 😭 CRY,while three big guys held him down....
He waited until enough experimental subjects, errr, Russians, had been vaxxed for a while so he could be sure it was safe
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Uploaded on news and still private😂😂😂
If ever their was a global crisis, like aliens invading the world, I would opt for Putin to sort it, great man.
Took me a few seconds longer than usual to get the joke about the sushi and the underwear lmao #Novichok
Russian is always doing the opposite
his lollipop cmon man :(
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Anddddd....he's dead hahahaah
Prosze o pomoc, Polske opanowala dyktatura zdrajcow!
I knew MF DOOM was still alive.
Familia Como identificar a minha familia? A sua familia é aquela da linha da familia de sua mãe. Porque? Porque voce só pode ter nascido da sua mãe. Então, a adoção não existe. A adoção é simplismente o fato de retirar a posse da mãe biologica para outra pessoa e precisa ser feito judicialmente. Então voce é adotado? Como posso saber se alguem da minha familia tem problemas em relação a morar com algum ente da familia? É muito facil voce se prepara para um bom banho depois se alimentar calmamente e procure um local reservado para meditar, neste local voce identifica a linha da sua familia e procure saber se esta tudo bem sem fazer alarde. Isso apenas serve para menores de idade. Então quer dizer que o meu pai tambem pode fazer isso? E caso eu chegue em casa e não tem ninguem? Entrar em contato com a minha familia antes de verificar se esta tudo bem. Procure saber de sua familia se esta tudo bem. Se voce tem alguma duvida sobre algum fato relatado da familia para voce entre em contato com um advogado civil. Como posso informar meu filho ou minha filha sobre a linha da familia. Planejando uma tarefa dentro de casa que conste a demonstração da linha da sua familia. E o que chamamos de familia fora da linha da familia? Sem ser o caso judicial de adoção apenas um colega que divide o mesmo comodo. Nunca podemos retirar da mãe os filhos, ninguem tem o Direito de retirar da mãe os filhos, salvo seja o fato de necessidade de ficar com o pai biologico, a avó biologica, o irmão biologico, a irmã biologica, ou a tia por parte de mãe ou a tia por parte de pai biologico. Então caso voce tenha uma duvida sobre com quem hoje um menor da sua familia esteja um primo por exemplo voce pode fazer a tarefa do reconhecimento de sua familia no ambito do seu lar com tranquilidade e constatar se esta tudo bem. Faça a sua identificação em silencio apenas com voce mesmo. E pronto fique tranquilo no seu dia a dia.
I'm waiting at the top of the stairs for Joke Biden. But it's a windy day apparently, lol. 😂😂🤣🤣😂
I speak Russian. What Putin said in that clip was actually pretty normal, and this is the best I can translate it: "In hospitals and infectious departments, in all nursing sectors, they are staging a defense against the advancing epidemic".
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I prefer my men on horseback to have hair on their chests and a tan.
Well, That was a total waste of 1 and 1/2 minutes. Not even remotely amusing, let alone funny.
You can go back to watching the stuck ship videos now.
I love Putin!!
Yehh Oh well Cusp aye Hmm Yeh fk em
But still a gem
I know wolverine (it was a bit squared off at the casino)
Emperor Rasputin will most probably experience some of the side effects of the Russian vaccine, among them, but not the only ones, are swelling of the nipples and shrinkage of the gigglestick.
Please don't associate Dr. Doom with Putin. Dr. Doom has class....
So, back in September Putin claimed he vaccinated his daughter with Sputnik V, yet he waited until March to get... which vaccine??? The world may never know
I'll bet it was Moderna..
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R.I.P. MF DOOM
sputnik = novichok + polonium
like a comic villain they do tend to leave clues like Novichock only developed and used by them or Litvinenko's cup of tea that had polonium-210 (all of the world's legal polonium-210 (210Po) production occurs in Russia in RBMK reactors)..
My guess is he has an aversion to needles and didn’t want a picture of him wincing to tarnish his tough guy image.
Anything radioactive in the injection?
Too bad for Putin Von Doom don't wear underpants!
You get the shot in your arm, not your privates Comrade. 🤣😂
Jeez that would have hurt!,
#Vaccine lies just like the #BorisJohnson freeze frame on jab.
Twice vaccinated?
Can you imagine the fear Putin must of had to trust someone else to put something in his arm.
lol
Lol. 96 butthurt repubtards came by. Putin is thier hero.
Would have been hiliarious if someone managed to sneak poison into his vaccine
If Putin "got in private", that means Putin didn't get it. Coward. That's what all bullies are way deep down.
"but he forgot my lollipop" XD
That's why he's doom.
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Silence! lol
Putin didn't want to get the Russian vaccine and had to wait for Russia to steal it from others.
Lol
ok... ALL of that was wrong. And damaged my (previously) immutable memory of the old Super Friends show.
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"...this lovely gift basket of sushi and underwear..." There's a reference that will be totally incomprehensible to people who didn't live in this era.
What, the They put Novichok in my tea and I pissed my pants era? I thought that was just last August?
We get it, now. That's how he poisoned a couple of guys who spoke out against him.
I don't know why the Russians would lie about the efficacy of their Sputnik vaccine, sooner or later the truth will catch up and Russia's name will once again be shamed in history. Like in every event that happened the last 10 years: downing of a passenger plane above Ukraine, poisoning of former spy & his daughter, poisoning of political opponent, killing of a critic & finding innocent men to blame for it, ... The truth always came forward after some time. Why would you do it just to get a good secure patriotic feeling for a small period of 1-2 years? After that time passes, with more reseatch and investigations, people did know the true story. And this happens over and over again, doesnt Russia itself get tired of it? Dont they have other more creative solutions other that outright lying and funding mass propaganda? But then again, its Russia, nothing else to expect I geuss.
Wonder if he got the Russian vaccine or the American vaccine?
I'll be willing to bet you he got Moderna!
Damnit, I saw the headline and got excited.
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I thought he had it already?
Putin is one of the funniest world leaders, he genuinely makes me laugh in ways that makes me feel he is more human that most politicians... then I remember how much power he holds...😅
I'll be happy when he laughs all the way to Inferno.
This was so good 😂👌
Xenophobia with Stephen Colbert.
I enjoy this show but the double outro is loud & makes me want to throw my phone
This is really good
Those eyes 🤔🤔🤔
"And Britney Spears dad" 😂😂😂
True story
(in sing songy voice) somebodies been watching a lot of cartoons again...
If that guy is getting the vaccine, you know it's worth it lol. Still surprised so many ppl who are eligible to get it are saying Nope.
Yeah.. we're to believe he took his own home-grown vaccine whose data was hidden all these months... and pushed on his own people.. yep..
And Britney Spears dad!!!
Von Doom is the only physician who will see Putin because he’s that hard to kill. He’s the only one who can tell Putin to keep his cholesterol down and live to tell about it.
VVD is my most respected doctor
No tea?
I thought he liked taking his shirt off and acting macho on camera. Maybe needles make him woozy.
Hopefully it set off Geiger Counters...
Strip that Biden, let us laugh!
RIP MF DOOM
He probably got it months ago. This is all for show, like he is a man-of-the-people and waited until it was his turn. you know that didn't happen
Donald Trump's speech at CPAC had more views than all of Joe Bidens speeches combined. 31 million views. It's as if Biden isn't the most popular President ever. 😅
Sure, that's why t-Rump lost the popular vote twice.
You don't seem to be very bright.
Spot on! 😂
The only joker who promote own country's vaksin but didn't admit he took what type of vaksin. Clearly its not Russia vaksin. What a waste of sputnik v
@Tauney 2 days ago, I also did not know what of is sputnik being. My motherland parent, she also not did know vas ist los? I found this dark-web utility called GOOGLE. Are you posing as this stupid, or why just admit you're that uneducated?
Do not invoke Sputnik, how many men, dogs, and chimpanzees died to cement russia's claim of first into space? Gregarin is "Sir first to survive", not first to be fried on a mislaunch. It's typical cold war russia, Col Powers got shot down in his U-2 because russia released a flurry of their biggest SAMS, they spent years trying to shoot down the U2, but finally winged one bird. Just like they kidnapped a B-29 superfortress to become their "Bear" bomber, because they killed all the german scientists who survived hitler's purge but died at russian hands, Stalin started killing engineers, because that's a good idea. Net result, the Bear, a 4-engined counter-rotating propeller turboprop pressurized long range nuke bomber, to compete against the B-52, which ALSO is still flying today when it was designed in 1959 and the US doesn't have a replacement for it. I'd take a B-52g against any variant of the Bear in a heartbeat. We may buy lowest bidder, but we also make sure all the shit is there before we launch.
@Greg Bors lmao 😅
Not the only joker. I do agree. I have no idea what sputnik is. But no he's not worth that..
He got vaccine from Moose and Squirrel