Putin's Doctor Made A Critical Error While Giving Him The Vaccine
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He forgot the most important part of any doctor's visit. #Colbert #ALateShow #ColdOpens
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  • FAB4
    FAB4

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • Agnes Kim
    Agnes Kim

    I don't know what the obsession is with televised inoculations. Some people like to do this privately, and to be quite frank, many of us would live more happily without being flooded with pictures of needles sticking out of arms.

  • zemdimdis
    zemdimdis

    bruh :D

  • hello- mynameis
    hello- mynameis

    oh f off

  • Nuralian Athamna
    Nuralian Athamna

    the Terorist are not the problem , 76 million voted for trump are more dangerous

  • 紀成
    紀成

    H1/3,丁丁,卿...,50丁...

  • Mike Puro
    Mike Puro

    Of course Pukin did!!

  • Sanctify Succubi
    Sanctify Succubi

    can't wait to hear how the unlucky guy who gave Putin a faulty vaccine is gonna *"have an accident..."*

  • Eldritch Teacup
    Eldritch Teacup

    I wonder how well liked Putin's doctor was.

  • pain with gain
    pain with gain

    Vlatsin

  • Yorgos Chrysogenis
    Yorgos Chrysogenis

    Lately, I have been feeling the urge to repent... and also maybe send an anonymous message to the police revealing the location of the bodies

  • kelseybabiie
    kelseybabiie

    How can anyone hate putins. He's the best.

  • Kandy
    Kandy

    Love ya , but wow another vacation wow.. we MISS YOU

  • Andrey Streltsov
    Andrey Streltsov

    I'm from Russia. I liked how Putin was shown here)))

  • Adam Martin
    Adam Martin

    I saw this headline and read, "Putin's personal doctor suffers tragic death."

  • Cosmo Genesis
    Cosmo Genesis

    No no no, Stephen Colbert! Putin shot himself in his privates whilst cleaning his gun. Google Translate strikes again! ps: it's now safe to call him Ms. Putin.

  • kelley davis
    kelley davis

    Uh Dr. Doom would only help Putin to a point and then turn on him. Dr. Doom is the danger that knocks.

  • Kurt
    Kurt

    The real life Cyril Figis I.E. Stephen Colbert.... is still equally unfunny and useless.

  • Stanislav Suchár
    Stanislav Suchár

    Vychadila na na berrg katjuša

  • Travis Show
    Travis Show

    I dare you 1000000 times to do something similar on china. i dare you!!!

  • susan schaub
    susan schaub

    Well,of course,he did it in private,w/o a shirt of course,.....so we wouldn't see him 😭 CRY,while three big guys held him down....

  • Maria G.
    Maria G.

    He waited until enough experimental subjects, errr, Russians, had been vaxxed for a while so he could be sure it was safe

  • Faruk Ali
    Faruk Ali

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  • cook beans
    cook beans

    Uploaded on news and still private😂😂😂

  • Anthropoid
    Anthropoid

    If ever their was a global crisis, like aliens invading the world, I would opt for Putin to sort it, great man.

  • Minh Lê
    Minh Lê

    Took me a few seconds longer than usual to get the joke about the sushi and the underwear lmao #Novichok

  • Masrur
    Masrur

    Russian is always doing the opposite

  • Ognjen Trifunovic
    Ognjen Trifunovic

    his lollipop cmon man :(

  • Nabeel Nabeel
    Nabeel Nabeel

    #DateOfQadrNightRamadan1442 Announcing the appointed time for night of Al-Qadr is better than a thousand months, to him among you who will go forward or will remain behind Imam Mahdi Nasser Mohammad AlYemeni 02 03 2021 AD

  • Yaz Al
    Yaz Al

    Anddddd....he's dead hahahaah

  • Nadoslawa Ralewak
    Nadoslawa Ralewak

    Prosze o pomoc, Polske opanowala dyktatura zdrajcow!

  • SkaldLouisCyphre
    SkaldLouisCyphre

    I knew MF DOOM was still alive.

  • Paleont
    Paleont

    Familia Como identificar a minha familia? A sua familia é aquela da linha da familia de sua mãe. Porque? Porque voce só pode ter nascido da sua mãe. Então, a adoção não existe. A adoção é simplismente o fato de retirar a posse da mãe biologica para outra pessoa e precisa ser feito judicialmente. Então voce é adotado? Como posso saber se alguem da minha familia tem problemas em relação a morar com algum ente da familia? É muito facil voce se prepara para um bom banho depois se alimentar calmamente e procure um local reservado para meditar, neste local voce identifica a linha da sua familia e procure saber se esta tudo bem sem fazer alarde. Isso apenas serve para menores de idade. Então quer dizer que o meu pai tambem pode fazer isso? E caso eu chegue em casa e não tem ninguem? Entrar em contato com a minha familia antes de verificar se esta tudo bem. Procure saber de sua familia se esta tudo bem. Se voce tem alguma duvida sobre algum fato relatado da familia para voce entre em contato com um advogado civil. Como posso informar meu filho ou minha filha sobre a linha da familia. Planejando uma tarefa dentro de casa que conste a demonstração da linha da sua familia. E o que chamamos de familia fora da linha da familia? Sem ser o caso judicial de adoção apenas um colega que divide o mesmo comodo. Nunca podemos retirar da mãe os filhos, ninguem tem o Direito de retirar da mãe os filhos, salvo seja o fato de necessidade de ficar com o pai biologico, a avó biologica, o irmão biologico, a irmã biologica, ou a tia por parte de mãe ou a tia por parte de pai biologico. Então caso voce tenha uma duvida sobre com quem hoje um menor da sua familia esteja um primo por exemplo voce pode fazer a tarefa do reconhecimento de sua familia no ambito do seu lar com tranquilidade e constatar se esta tudo bem. Faça a sua identificação em silencio apenas com voce mesmo. E pronto fique tranquilo no seu dia a dia.

  • Darren Pearn
    Darren Pearn

    I'm waiting at the top of the stairs for Joke Biden. But it's a windy day apparently, lol. 😂😂🤣🤣😂

  • vadim uzdensky
    vadim uzdensky

    I speak Russian. What Putin said in that clip was actually pretty normal, and this is the best I can translate it: "In hospitals and infectious departments, in all nursing sectors, they are staging a defense against the advancing epidemic".

  • Hunter Gameson
    Hunter Gameson

    REVELATIONS 13....NO ONE CAN BUY OR SELL WITHOUT THE MARK OF THE BEAST

  • B J U Morrisdatter
    B J U Morrisdatter

    I prefer my men on horseback to have hair on their chests and a tan.

  • Gordie Helmkay
    Gordie Helmkay

    Well, That was a total waste of 1 and 1/2 minutes. Not even remotely amusing, let alone funny.

    • SRDuly2010
      SRDuly2010

      You can go back to watching the stuck ship videos now.

  • Aaron Burge
    Aaron Burge

    I love Putin!!

  • Paul Brandt
    Paul Brandt

    Yehh Oh well Cusp aye Hmm Yeh fk em

    • Paul Brandt
      Paul Brandt

      But still a gem

    • Paul Brandt
      Paul Brandt

      I know wolverine (it was a bit squared off at the casino)

  • Diego Emilio
    Diego Emilio

    Emperor Rasputin will most probably experience some of the side effects of the Russian vaccine, among them, but not the only ones, are swelling of the nipples and shrinkage of the gigglestick.

  • MaskedMarvyl
    MaskedMarvyl

    Please don't associate Dr. Doom with Putin. Dr. Doom has class....

  • Marc T
    Marc T

    So, back in September Putin claimed he vaccinated his daughter with Sputnik V, yet he waited until March to get... which vaccine??? The world may never know

    • Vito Bovini
      Vito Bovini

      I'll bet it was Moderna..

  • Agnes Galvez,MS, RDN, LDN
    Agnes Galvez,MS, RDN, LDN

    🤣🤣🤣

  • WeightPull ChAmP
    WeightPull ChAmP

    R.I.P. MF DOOM

  • CB BC
    CB BC

    sputnik = novichok + polonium

  • Aperture Michelle
    Aperture Michelle

    like a comic villain they do tend to leave clues like Novichock only developed and used by them or Litvinenko's cup of tea that had polonium-210 (all of the world's legal polonium-210 (210Po) production occurs in Russia in RBMK reactors)..

  • Ryan
    Ryan

    My guess is he has an aversion to needles and didn’t want a picture of him wincing to tarnish his tough guy image.

  • Celtic Batman
    Celtic Batman

    Anything radioactive in the injection?

  • death13a
    death13a

    Too bad for Putin Von Doom don't wear underpants!

  • Colonel Kurtz
    Colonel Kurtz

    You get the shot in your arm, not your privates Comrade. 🤣😂

  • Bharat Chovhan
    Bharat Chovhan

    Jeez that would have hurt!,

  • Grandma Me
    Grandma Me

    #Vaccine lies just like the #BorisJohnson freeze frame on jab.

  • Rachelle Roberthon Favaloro
    Rachelle Roberthon Favaloro

    Twice vaccinated?

  • J J
    J J

    Can you imagine the fear Putin must of had to trust someone else to put something in his arm.

  • ssegal35
    ssegal35

    lol

  • Tim D
    Tim D

    Lol. 96 butthurt repubtards came by. Putin is thier hero.

  • Mike B
    Mike B

    Would have been hiliarious if someone managed to sneak poison into his vaccine

  • JamesAllmond
    JamesAllmond

    If Putin "got in private", that means Putin didn't get it. Coward. That's what all bullies are way deep down.

  • Ploonet
    Ploonet

    "but he forgot my lollipop" XD

  • Rose wright Wright
    Rose wright Wright

    That's why he's doom.

  • HS
    HS

    I SMELL POPCORN! I find it strange that Biden has only been (fake) President for 64 days and is swiftly implementing EVERYTHING Trump warned us he would do if he got in the White House…. Predictions from Trump’s campaign speeches>> • Radical Cabinet Picks • Joe won’t be making the decisions • Eliminate Fracking • Kill the Keystone Pipeline • Get back in the Paris Accord • Open up the Borders • Change Election Laws (to allow theft) • Money sent to Illegal Border Jumpers • Extended CoronaFascism Measures • Oil Prices Skyrocketing • Tax Hikes on the Middle Class • Coming for our guns Am I leaving anything out? Do you really believe the speed of this radical agenda, following along President Trump's script, is organic? Cabal prefers to slow boil frogs in the milk, lest they rebel and jump out of the pot. It’s also very odd that Slow-Joe did nothing much for 47 years, now he’s suddenly greased lightning? Moving even faster than President Trump did? Yet zero time spent with any foreign dignitaries? Zero time spent meeting with domestic company CEO’s in DC? Zero time spent with any of our Military leaders? If masks work and Covid testing is standard WH procedure, then why no visitors? Especially since Biden refuses to release any Virtual Visitor logs. My guess would be we're watching orchestrated (but controlled) chaos. Which could explain why Xiden is always reading a script… one that trips him up quite often (pun intended). And what’s with all the CGI inauguration, pressers and interviews? I become more convinced, every day, that we are watching a movie!

  • Dave Bartosh
    Dave Bartosh

    Silence! lol

  • ScytheNoire
    ScytheNoire

    Putin didn't want to get the Russian vaccine and had to wait for Russia to steal it from others.

  • Markshi Beblue
    Markshi Beblue

    Lol

  • Za Az
    Za Az

    ok... ALL of that was wrong. And damaged my (previously) immutable memory of the old Super Friends show.

  • HANUNIJA
    HANUNIJA

    Jesus Christ is coming back soon and will give everyone the reward they deserve. Repent to God and Christ and confess and repent of your sins! Accept Christ as your Lord and Savior! Forgive and love one another. Live holy! Read the Bible and learn to live as pleases God and Christ! Don't take the c-vax. Don't get tested! No Make-Up! Do not worship "saints" statues! No worldy music! Fast! No TV! Don't love the world or anything in the world! No sinful desires! Ask for God's opinion! No pagan or church festivals! No ornaments or jewellery! No videogames. Don't listen to worldly teachings! Stay away from the Roman Catholic Church! Pray! Check out the videos of peniel ngonde!

    • Gonzo York
      Gonzo York

      Ok Jehovah Witnesses that's enough.

  • Kevin Street
    Kevin Street

    "...this lovely gift basket of sushi and underwear..." There's a reference that will be totally incomprehensible to people who didn't live in this era.

    • Nobody Knows
      Nobody Knows

      What, the They put Novichok in my tea and I pissed my pants era? I thought that was just last August?

    • SpukiTheLoveKitten75
      SpukiTheLoveKitten75

      We get it, now. That's how he poisoned a couple of guys who spoke out against him.

  • Erto Bert
    Erto Bert

    I don't know why the Russians would lie about the efficacy of their Sputnik vaccine, sooner or later the truth will catch up and Russia's name will once again be shamed in history. Like in every event that happened the last 10 years: downing of a passenger plane above Ukraine, poisoning of former spy & his daughter, poisoning of political opponent, killing of a critic & finding innocent men to blame for it, ... The truth always came forward after some time. Why would you do it just to get a good secure patriotic feeling for a small period of 1-2 years? After that time passes, with more reseatch and investigations, people did know the true story. And this happens over and over again, doesnt Russia itself get tired of it? Dont they have other more creative solutions other that outright lying and funding mass propaganda? But then again, its Russia, nothing else to expect I geuss.

  • SandyRiverBlue
    SandyRiverBlue

    Wonder if he got the Russian vaccine or the American vaccine?

    • Vito Bovini
      Vito Bovini

      I'll be willing to bet you he got Moderna!

  • Elena Christian
    Elena Christian

    Damnit, I saw the headline and got excited.

  • Lil Nastyy
    Lil Nastyy

    AND BRITNEY SPEARS’ DAD

  • Joseph Q
    Joseph Q

    💜2021✨ pass the Word... #MillenniumLanceAndTheOpenScroll 🌹 #Daniel Chapters 8 thru 12 💜😎

  • Tanzonia Flakes
    Tanzonia Flakes

    I thought he had it already?

  • Jenn Leighton
    Jenn Leighton

    Putin is one of the funniest world leaders, he genuinely makes me laugh in ways that makes me feel he is more human that most politicians... then I remember how much power he holds...😅

    • SpukiTheLoveKitten75
      SpukiTheLoveKitten75

      I'll be happy when he laughs all the way to Inferno.

  • Danielle Small
    Danielle Small

    This was so good 😂👌

  • x3nine
    x3nine

    Xenophobia with Stephen Colbert.

  • J
    J

    I enjoy this show but the double outro is loud & makes me want to throw my phone

  • Bill Kong
    Bill Kong

    This is really good

  • Sarita Rodriguez
    Sarita Rodriguez

    Those eyes 🤔🤔🤔

  • Dharma Bum
    Dharma Bum

    "And Britney Spears dad" 😂😂😂

  • Arvind Leo Pereira
    Arvind Leo Pereira

    True story

  • David A
    David A

    (in sing songy voice) somebodies been watching a lot of cartoons again...

  • Visor Overwatch
    Visor Overwatch

    If that guy is getting the vaccine, you know it's worth it lol. Still surprised so many ppl who are eligible to get it are saying Nope.

  • ursaltydog
    ursaltydog

    Yeah.. we're to believe he took his own home-grown vaccine whose data was hidden all these months... and pushed on his own people.. yep..

  • Alexander Games
    Alexander Games

    And Britney Spears dad!!!

  • Chunkboi
    Chunkboi

    Von Doom is the only physician who will see Putin because he’s that hard to kill. He’s the only one who can tell Putin to keep his cholesterol down and live to tell about it.

  • Ry Show
    Ry Show

    VVD is my most respected doctor

  • Tach
    Tach

    No tea?

  • Make Racists Afraid Again
    Make Racists Afraid Again

    I thought he liked taking his shirt off and acting macho on camera. Maybe needles make him woozy.

  • Ned Grant
    Ned Grant

    Hopefully it set off Geiger Counters...

  • Lassmiranda Dennsiewillja
    Lassmiranda Dennsiewillja

    Strip that Biden, let us laugh!

  • Jamaal Curry
    Jamaal Curry

    RIP MF DOOM

  • Tonydamata
    Tonydamata

    He probably got it months ago. This is all for show, like he is a man-of-the-people and waited until it was his turn. you know that didn't happen

  • Nack Jicholson
    Nack Jicholson

    Donald Trump's speech at CPAC had more views than all of Joe Bidens speeches combined. 31 million views. It's as if Biden isn't the most popular President ever. 😅

    • Justin Cavinee
      Justin Cavinee

      Sure, that's why t-Rump lost the popular vote twice.

    • cervellone
      cervellone

      You don't seem to be very bright.

  • Alexandru Zepciuc
    Alexandru Zepciuc

    Spot on! 😂

  • ahloke cafe
    ahloke cafe

    The only joker who promote own country's vaksin but didn't admit he took what type of vaksin. Clearly its not Russia vaksin. What a waste of sputnik v

    • generalxanos
      generalxanos

      @Tauney 2 days ago, I also did not know what of is sputnik being. My motherland parent, she also not did know vas ist los? I found this dark-web utility called GOOGLE. Are you posing as this stupid, or why just admit you're that uneducated?

    • generalxanos
      generalxanos

      Do not invoke Sputnik, how many men, dogs, and chimpanzees died to cement russia's claim of first into space? Gregarin is "Sir first to survive", not first to be fried on a mislaunch. It's typical cold war russia, Col Powers got shot down in his U-2 because russia released a flurry of their biggest SAMS, they spent years trying to shoot down the U2, but finally winged one bird. Just like they kidnapped a B-29 superfortress to become their "Bear" bomber, because they killed all the german scientists who survived hitler's purge but died at russian hands, Stalin started killing engineers, because that's a good idea. Net result, the Bear, a 4-engined counter-rotating propeller turboprop pressurized long range nuke bomber, to compete against the B-52, which ALSO is still flying today when it was designed in 1959 and the US doesn't have a replacement for it. I'd take a B-52g against any variant of the Bear in a heartbeat. We may buy lowest bidder, but we also make sure all the shit is there before we launch.

    • Tauney
      Tauney

      @Greg Bors lmao 😅

    • Tauney
      Tauney

      Not the only joker. I do agree. I have no idea what sputnik is. But no he's not worth that..

    • Greg Bors
      Greg Bors

      He got vaccine from Moose and Squirrel

  • Starman Dx
    Starman Dx

    Well, atleast it wasn't that accursed Richards giving him the vaccine. Another victory for Victor Von Doom!

  • Elodie Cummins
    Elodie Cummins

    Does anyone (who speaks Russian?) know what Putin actually said? I doubt he mentioned a lollipop.

    • Victor Muraviev
      Victor Muraviev

      He was talking about how Hospitals were defending against the epidemic. Vaccines, injections or lollipops weren’t mentioned.

  • Autumn
    Autumn

    I would be mad too if they forgot my lollipop 😭😭😭

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