Hot Take: "Something Turned Me on and I'm Pissed"
Rep. Mondaire Jones joins Hot Take to discuss Trump's latest Fauci insult, Lil Nas X's satanic music video, anti-trans legislation, and more.
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Clip air date 3/30/2021

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  • cokesquirrel

    Okay I'm kind of stupid apparently....Is the audio in the animation from an actual newscast or is this something created by the late shell writers? Any answer not pointing out my cluelessness would be appreciated it

  • Bro' Joe
    Bro' Joe

    Being a Cuomo enabler, the useful idiot NY rep is more concerned about men that "pretend" to be women... then actual women themselves, lol.

  • terryq5150

    Trump threw paper towels😎

  • Mike Breen
    Mike Breen

    I love these guys, they tell it like it is, and I didn't even know it was.

  • Nirotix

    Dominion liable lawsuit has False Noise and other falsehood liars running scared. It seems hitting them in the wallet gets thier attention. Powell's defense: "We didn't expect reasonable people to accept such statements as fact". Ya don't say? That's not a defense, that's a "I'm about to get my ass sued off" reply. I figure they are saving the best for last, as Dimwit Donny is about to eat a massive lawsuit from Dominion after False Noise pays out. Btw, whatever happened to Lou Dobbs? Oh, right...

  • SurleyBlaine

    If it wasn't for the people on tv crying in fake outrage, I never would have known about the Nas X video. Lol

  • Bob Mcfierson
    Bob Mcfierson

    Damn kid just gave the moronic right reps & gave them a perfect line to say Q is right. Common idiots. Wtf ? How are u that stupid?

  • james eaton
    james eaton

    Joe passed border to Kamal and Kamal said pass. No one running government and Dems are happy no one doing anything

  • grim rott
    grim rott

    "This song is a certified Bop." Fact.


    I would happily rip my shoulder capsule in twain making a fast accurate pitch after weeks of daily practice...than be saddled with that forever clip of a 'girlie throw' (no offense to girlies). But then, Fauci is the fucking man, yo. So cut him le slack-eh.

    • akinpaws

      The dude is *80.*

  • Audie

    😆. I knew next to nothing about why a rapper chose to do the whole satan thing. 😆 why not? Its not like there will ever be a time when christians don't think non-christian-heterosexuality is satanic. 😆

  • MightyMoose

    He sounds like Archer.

  • Billy Lantigua
    Billy Lantigua

    I love this show

  • lacebolla

    When Colberto is out of the room, ships happens

  • thorium222

    I wanted to comment something on the things this disgraced orange failure guy former has been said but I already forgot what he lied about this time. 🤷

  • Crossword131

    The smug on Mondaire's face is everything I need this morning. Love you, Rep. Jones!!!

  • lox ho
    lox ho

    Truck drivers often pee in bottles. Will the govt break up truck companies?

  • susan sellars
    susan sellars

    Trump is such an embarrassment to our country!

  • charina enchente
    charina enchente

    To the New York politician STAY IN YOUR LANE! and STOP trying to CHANGE the ways of those who DON'T live in New York

  • 78 trans am
    78 trans am

    Cant believe trump is still jealous about the first pitch 🤔.. oh wait, yes I can

  • aprophethere

    how have i never seen this show? the algorithm failed me.

  • superblonde

    02:15 Lil Nas X incorporates racist lyrics in his music which holds down his community yet the audiences lap it up while the record labels laugh all the way to the bank with the profits 💰 so when is the community going to reject racist lyrics from music and media ??

    • Marc T
      Marc T

      Probably around the same time the community rejects racist Republicans

  • dopa miney
    dopa miney

    😂😂😎this is a Nasty good!episode!

  • enriqueali

    These Toons always get a laugh out of me 😂😂😂😆😆😆

  • Tiff Hitz
    Tiff Hitz

    Best show ever

  • Jim Healy
    Jim Healy

    In fact are you???

  • Jim Healy
    Jim Healy

    Stevie where are you on Biden? In fact where are you??

  • Mike Mike
    Mike Mike


  • Raffaele Calvia
    Raffaele Calvia

    Oh, fuck, when I seen Rep. Mondaire Jones talking about Lil Nas X I had the widest smile and a tear in my eye, thank you sir.

  • Jane Doe
    Jane Doe

    I LOVE this!!!!!

  • thesinaclwon

    “Nobody has to pee in a bottle, they get to”

  • Jennifer Hizzy
    Jennifer Hizzy

    I think the attorneys forgot to share the inner office memo with Lindell. you know the one about the fact that they were lying to supreme judges.

  • Lucy Nunya
    Lucy Nunya

    I feel slightly disappointed the devil wasn’t Dave Grohl recreating his famous turn as the devil for Tenacious D. A powerful crossover opportunity was missed.

  • Fifthelement203

    I’ve never seen lil nax video. But those clips were gross 🤮.

  • Toutai Palu
    Toutai Palu


  • Jordan Daniels
    Jordan Daniels

    “This complete snack” had me spit out my beer in laughter 😂😂😂

  • Oshungurl

    Meanie alert 😂🤣

  • Jonny- B
    Jonny- B

    I'm for breaking up Amazon. Not just them though. Competition is fucking non existent nowadays. 2 or 3 mega corps is not competition. Too much concentration of power and wealth for how large these industries are. I really love my 1-2 day shipping. But I also don't really mind waiting a week either like I do for the other 50% of stuff I order online.

  • at Lesterlexxx
    at Lesterlexxx

    All hail, Trump Almighty!

  • Rocky

    Forget about the whole gay,devil twerk,blah blah blah... I just didn't like the song

  • Buds&Vines

    Woah meanie alert 😂

  • MegaCassie83


  • BeastNation2009

    Why does the Tomi Lauren-ish panelist's voice remind me of Debra??? lol

  • Janae Nae13
    Janae Nae13

    Thats for private times

  • Janae Nae13
    Janae Nae13

    Should i grind on satan??? Would the world LOVE IT???

  • Janae Nae13
    Janae Nae13


  • Janae Nae13
    Janae Nae13


  • Janae Nae13
    Janae Nae13


  • Janae Nae13
    Janae Nae13


  • Janae Nae13
    Janae Nae13


  • Alys Land
    Alys Land

    I love tooning out.

  • Darren Pearn
    Darren Pearn

    Bring back David Letterman. This is crap

  • Fred A
    Fred A

    Funny! Lil Nas X had him hot and bothered. Love it!

  • Russell Dow
    Russell Dow

    South park did it the best with saddam and Satan.

  • Brendan Lake
    Brendan Lake

    Its crazy how I genuinely couldn’t tell if that Trump statement was fake or if it was real lol. That tells you how far away from reality Trump and his cronies have pushed our political discussion because that sounds exactly like what Trump would say.

  • Caroline


  • Susan Bishop
    Susan Bishop

    I am not a fan of this cartoon stuff.

  • Addie Alexander
    Addie Alexander

    The Supreme already rejected the lawsuits. They should break up Amazon, but when they do part of me will die.

  • Taylor Abrahamse
    Taylor Abrahamse

    why is the best writing in these cartoon clips that barely anyone sees??

  • Taylor Abrahamse
    Taylor Abrahamse

    shitposting & sons is brilliant btw

  • Taylor Abrahamse
    Taylor Abrahamse

    'Scrub to about 1:59' ahahah!

  • Envyy

    What happened to Colbert? Just realizing he’s gone.

  • Jarno Hyvönen
    Jarno Hyvönen

    Donald Jesus Trump

  • rickulrick

    I know people that P in a bottle.

    • Jerry Lucy
      Jerry Lucy

      Cocomelon - Nursery Rhymes

  • DRS 1
    DRS 1

    This show is so underrated

  • Bazz Bro
    Bazz Bro

    Never liked this segment... but it’s channeling that Colbert report spirit a lil better and better these days. I like.

  • human extinction NOW
    human extinction NOW

    ...and the things he was doing to make me hot were delectably unspeakable-yum yum🔻🌀🔺️

  • Kevin Street
    Kevin Street

    Tyler is just carrying on the family business. That's nice.

  • WeeWeeJumbo

    Lil Nas channeling Robert Palmer (this is a joke for old folk)

  • chemxfan

    I think they're mocking Fox News? Seriously, someone tell me - because Hot Take looks like it's BECOMING Fox, not just mocking it anymore.

  • Fauler Perfektionist
    Fauler Perfektionist

    Well, conservative outrage machine, I'm sure Lil Nas X appreciates the free publicity you folks just gave him. 🤷

  • Kailyn Wood
    Kailyn Wood


  • Fauler Perfektionist
    Fauler Perfektionist

    Oh, god. 🤦 How can Mike Lindell be _this_ divorced from reality? August? Which year?

  • The Modern Dictator
    The Modern Dictator

    There's nothing like this on TV. Please make this a series.

  • Moses of Now
    Moses of Now

    Our lord beefiness 🤣🤣🤣

  • Richard Zippler
    Richard Zippler

    Good grief

  • Nastybedazzler

    These clips are always so funny.

  • truth troll
    truth troll

    Someone warn the supreme court to lock the doors turn out the lights and pretend they aren't home, _mike lindell is the ultimate unwanted visitor_

  • Andy Brinegar
    Andy Brinegar

    "A certified bop" lmao

  • KPepper L
    KPepper L

    If anyone watch that documentary on Amazon... You know it is too big to break up. I am sure they run most of the government's data and can easily use that to hold the government hostage. They should have dealt with Amazon a decade ago, but even then, I think it was too late.

  • skyflower


  • Associates & GIvens
    Associates & GIvens

    TOTN Is Getting Real In Your Face Brutal!!!!! “Our Lord Beefyness!” Tyler Templeton is so on the tank for #45! L’il Nas X grinding on the Devil? Wow! I agree with the guest when he told Tyler “you know you love like it. . .” Thanks TOTN Team!

  • Andrew James
    Andrew James

    I'm an older guy, and I'm expected to say that everything was better when I was young back in the 70s. I read National Lampoon and watched the original SNL. But this is really great. There's an opportunity for the US to back away from the cliff they almost went all Thelma and Louise over, and shift in a new direction. Or maybe it's just more snarky comedy, preaching to the choir. Hard to say.

  • Mr Number One
    Mr Number One

    U know what you should do...? 4:56

  • J B
    J B

    So are we not getting daily monologues from the previous night's show anymore?

  • Nate_orious 000
    Nate_orious 000

    Okay these crazy animations are great and all but can we get a monologue

    • Nate_orious 000
      Nate_orious 000

      😓 that’s what I thought I just didn’t want it to be true

    • Chrissie K
      Chrissie K

      Nope, Easter break, will get back next week or smt

  • Tim Bacchus
    Tim Bacchus

    Who does these voices?

  • Kenneth Hartless
    Kenneth Hartless

    Really? Amazon workers peeing in bottles? That’s so ridiculous!

  • skyflower


  • skyflower


  • Connor Lancaster
    Connor Lancaster

    Hey who wants to turn to Christ and live for Jesus and obey him ? This life is temporary compared to all eternity in hell. Jesus loved you to die for you and this isn’t a religion it’s a relationship. You need read the Bible it’s very important it has all the answers you need. Now you may say but I’m a good person or God loves me and if you believe in God then your good but I bet you didn’t know that not even forgiving others is enough to send you to hell Jesus is very serious about sin. No sin is worth going hell for I would turn to Christ if I were you Jesus is coming soon and he’s coming back with no mercy. But the good news is that he’s happy to forgive you of your sins and wants to talk and he wants to have a relationship with you and be your Heavenly Father you can spend a beautiful life in heaven forever repent or perish you can’t continue to live in sin.i

    • Connor Lancaster
      Connor Lancaster

      @A Progressive Christian how am I prideful yes everyone has sinned but once you have turned to Christ you can’t sin and Jesus says most people go to hell

    • Connor Lancaster
      Connor Lancaster

      @Jim Uicker no everyone has sinned and believe me it’s amazing having a relationship with Jesus

    • Jim Uicker
      Jim Uicker

      This "Jesus" you speak of sounds like a horrible person. He loved me to die (not for me; I didn't ask him to do that) and he's coming back for revenge without mercy? That sounds like a very bad "relationship." If you're in a relationship like that, you should try to get to a domestic violence shelter as soon as possible. Thank God I don't have any sins!

  • Nicole Kenna
    Nicole Kenna

    Much like the Colbert Report the level of irony in these segments is a tightrope, but they keep getting better and better. Love it!

  • Avital Lichtenfeld
    Avital Lichtenfeld

    Rep. Mondaire Jones is my representative! So proud

  • D Shepherd
    D Shepherd

    It’s the My Crackhead guy!

  • Danm Seattle
    Danm Seattle

    WHY does Colbert keep showing this stupid,annoying cartoon? This particular one is the MOST irritating and smug installment yet! The animation sucks too! By the way, I hate Trump and Fox News, so I don't object to the political satire itself, just in its execution.

  • Jeff Hughes
    Jeff Hughes

    Hahaha, "Shitposting & Sons". You guys.

  • Immortal Asirpa
    Immortal Asirpa

    We're so poor in America, we don't even have pots left to piss into. Just bottles. Thanks, Amazon 😐

  • Del Aadland
    Del Aadland

    Are we sure Mike has quit using crack?

  • James Lade
    James Lade

    The disgraced loser leader Spanky Tweetie Twump. Twump is the worst president in the history of America by far. Good riddance

  • Kit

    "This complete SNACK" haha 😂 fantastic!